does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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