Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
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No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
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I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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