last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
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I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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