and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Never let your siblings swipe right.
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