Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
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She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
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His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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