Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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