i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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