I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
why do cheetos always look like penises
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
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My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
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