i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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