Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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