Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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