i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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