He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
She's the barista slut.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
The Olympian is in my bed
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Randomize
