Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
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He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
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He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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