Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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