I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
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I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
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I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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