dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
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Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
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ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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