is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
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Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
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You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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