the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
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kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
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He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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