Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
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Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
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I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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