Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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