Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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