That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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