i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
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her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
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He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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