let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You need a sexual gate keeper
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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