Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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