no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
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I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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