Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
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From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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