i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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