If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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