Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
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I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
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Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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