Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
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Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
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Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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