how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
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I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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