haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
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Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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