If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
They took my balls.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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