the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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