We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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