I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
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Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
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No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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