Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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