I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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