It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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