Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
What a dumb baby whore.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
