we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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