I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
