susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
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Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
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And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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