I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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