KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
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Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
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She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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