I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
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THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
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Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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