Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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