id be glad to
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
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Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I will pee on everything he values.
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I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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