i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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