hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Randomize