your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
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I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
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Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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