420 ftw
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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