I'm passing your future prison.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
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so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
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You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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